0 to 200 in 6 seconds

[kassi59]

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really perturbed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.
AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When
his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
there was a small box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found
a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday!

[ez-ez]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

lmao..

Ed........ YOU IDIOT

LMAO

Good one Kass

[kassi59]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

He shouldnt have gone to work where she could find him..he should have left for the Islands!....lol

[ez-ez]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

He shouldnt have gone to work where she could find him..he should have left for the Islands!....lol

I don't think it would have made a difference...
When you do something as serious as this, you can run, but you can't hide...lol

[kassi59]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

I don't think it would have made a difference...
When you do something as serious as this, you can run, but you can't hide...lol

Now I have to say you DO make a very good point...lol

[mark6110]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

I've heard of suicide by cop. but this sounds like a very painfull end!!?

[beegud2]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

There is just no forgiveness from this great sin...OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

LOL...good one Kate.

[Lincslady]

Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Some men just never learn lol