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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
    His wife was really perturbed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
    the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.
    AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When
    his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
    there was a small box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the
    driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
    brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found
    a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday!
  • ez-ez
    Special Status

    • Mar 2006
    • 1329

    #2
    Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    lmao..

    Ed........ YOU IDIOT

    LMAO

    Good one Kass

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

      He shouldnt have gone to work where she could find him..he should have left for the Islands!....lol

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      • ez-ez
        Special Status

        • Mar 2006
        • 1329

        #4
        Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

        Originally posted by kassi59
        He shouldnt have gone to work where she could find him..he should have left for the Islands!....lol
        I don't think it would have made a difference...
        When you do something as serious as this, you can run, but you can't hide...lol

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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

          Originally posted by ez-ez
          I don't think it would have made a difference...
          When you do something as serious as this, you can run, but you can't hide...lol
          Now I have to say you DO make a very good point...lol

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          • mark6110
            Major

            • May 2006
            • 261

            #6
            Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

            I've heard of suicide by cop. but this sounds like a very painfull end!!?
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            • beegud2
              Major General

              • Apr 2006
              • 2156

              #7
              Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

              There is just no forgiveness from this great sin...OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

              LOL...good one Kate.
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              • Lincslady
                Brigadier General

                • Jan 2006
                • 1397

                #8
                Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

                Some men just never learn lol
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