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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Doctor's visit!!

    A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him
    how he
    was feeling.

    "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an
    eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is
    your
    opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.

    The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a
    story.
    I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
    But,
    one
    day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
    instead
    of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a
    creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He
    raises
    up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.

    BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

    "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
    Someone else must have shot that lion."

    "Exactly"... Said the Doc

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  • beegud2
    Major General

    • Apr 2006
    • 2156

    #2
    Re: Doctor's visit!!

    ROFL....good one....must pass it on to my friends.
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    • circuspet.com
      Brigadier General

      • Feb 2006
      • 1104

      #3
      Re: Doctor's visit!!

      If you really want to know how healthy you are, next time you go to the doctor see how much time he'll give you to pay the bill.

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      • kassi59
        Major General

        • Nov 2005
        • 2771

        #4
        Re: Doctor's visit!!

        haha...good one!.....very kindly put!...

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        • beegud2
          Major General

          • Apr 2006
          • 2156

          #5
          Re: Doctor's visit!!

          Hey my dad's a doc...he still takes his payment in lobster, fish and chickens....ok only occassionally....I'm hoping for a hefty inheritance so get that wallet out and pay up...lol
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          • Astraltraveller
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 4006

            #6
            Re: Doctor's visit!!

            Originally posted by kassi59
            haha...good one!.....very kindly put!...
            Yeh, yeh, Doctors always right!!!!! well almost always.

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            • kassi59
              Major General

              • Nov 2005
              • 2771

              #7
              Re: Doctor's visit!!

              Originally posted by Astraltraveller
              Yeh, yeh, Doctors always right!!!!! well almost always.
              My mom worked for a doctor and as a lab tech and I was around the medical community most of my life....they make mistakes...lol...many...lol
              not gods...not gods...hehe

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              • beegud2
                Major General

                • Apr 2006
                • 2156

                #8
                Re: Doctor's visit!!

                Originally posted by kassi59
                My mom worked for a doctor and as a lab tech and I was around the medical community most of my life....they make mistakes...lol...many...lol
                not gods...not gods...hehe
                Ok..on my soap box...my DAD is not a GOD but he de MAN...best dam doctor in de whole island and practicing for over thrity years without being sued and has patients from UK, other Islands and US....ok so they are Jamaicans that migrated but they wait till they come home to get checked by him...sorry had to toot about my dad....love the licke mon.
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                • kassi59
                  Major General

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2771

                  #9
                  Re: Doctor's visit!!

                  Originally posted by beegud2
                  Ok..on my soap box...my DAD is not a GOD but he de MAN...best dam doctor in de whole island and practicing for over thrity years without being sued and has patients from UK, other Islands and US....ok so they are Jamaicans that migrated but they wait till they come home to get checked by him...sorry had to toot about my dad....love the licke mon.
                  Well guess I just got busted!...dont read every single post when Im trying to get offline, but too snoopy to do so!..
                  I didnt know your dad was a DR..lol..and Im sure hes a fine one!...I was joking about my moms coworkers...lol

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                  • beegud2
                    Major General

                    • Apr 2006
                    • 2156

                    #10
                    Re: Doctor's visit!!

                    No...agree with you though..too many 'make the buck' doctors out there these days..instead of ones who care....Dad's old fashined country doctor who keeps up with the times but doesn't forget the old rules either...taught my sister that...she's a doc too...whole damm family's crawling with doctors...I'm the balck sheep of the family....lol
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                    • zigzag
                      Captain

                      • Apr 2006
                      • 206

                      #11
                      Re: Doctor's visit!!

                      Hmmm,
                      I've just seen a good way to earn some stripes, so one day I can grow up to be a Lieutenant Colonal like beegud2. Or even better, a Brigadier like kassi59.
                      Nice one Astraltraveller, I am going to post jokes as well. I would really get upset if tomorrow I see that you outrank me, purely by posting stale jokes.
                      Regards to you all.
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                      • beegud2
                        Major General

                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2156

                        #12
                        Re: Doctor's visit!!

                        Originally posted by zigzag
                        Hmmm,
                        I've just seen a good way to earn some stripes, so one day I can grow up to be a Lieutenant Colonal like beegud2. Or even better, a Brigadier like kassi59.
                        Nice one Astraltraveller, I am going to post jokes as well. I would really get upset if tomorrow I see that you outrank me, purely by posting stale jokes.
                        Regards to you all.
                        Ahh..yes we (mainly me) am shameless in this endeavour to rise in the ranks and become GENERAL BEE....just love the sound of it too...I can then lord it over all the peons....lol...and if you post ..we will come (and post back)...lol.
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                        • Vasili
                          Moderator

                          • Mar 2006
                          • 14683

                          #13
                          Re: Doctor's visit!!

                          Remember that the saying the "broader the epulet, the weightier the load" applies in VodaLand too!
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                          • circuspet.com
                            Brigadier General

                            • Feb 2006
                            • 1104

                            #14
                            Re: Doctor's visit!!

                            Vasili:

                            To hell with the doctor ,is there a translator in the house. I could have sworn the General spoke english. LOL

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                            • Vasili
                              Moderator

                              • Mar 2006
                              • 14683

                              #15
                              Re: Doctor's visit!!

                              CircusBob:

                              I don't get it (or maybe I did get it and it moved to my brain). HUH?
                              "Never mind......"
                              And...if it WAS English, it was probably Old English, 16 oz???
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