A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him
how he
was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an
eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is
your
opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a
story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But,
one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead
of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a
creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He
raises
up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Doc
how he
was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an
eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is
your
opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a
story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But,
one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead
of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a
creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He
raises
up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Doc
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