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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Southern Charm -

    Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.
    When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
    bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
    The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm
    school," declared the Southern lady. "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" said the first woman.
    The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a sh*t?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"
  • circuspet.com
    Brigadier General

    • Feb 2006
    • 1104

    #2
    Re: Southern Charm -

    I told the gals at the cafe a similar " charm school" joke an now when I say good morning to them they answer back " Just percious ". lol

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Southern Charm -

      Guess they must have gone to the same accadamy!..hehe

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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #4
        Re: Southern Charm -

        LMAO, very good.
        Bill
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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: Southern Charm -

          Good one Kate .....I say you are getting good at this.

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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          • circuspet.com
            Brigadier General

            • Feb 2006
            • 1104

            #6
            Re: Southern Charm -

            kassi59:

            OK General, you've charmed us all into putting photo of ourselves for avatars so were is yours. Aren't I precious?

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            • SChajin
              Major General

              • Jan 2006
              • 2792

              #7
              Re: Southern Charm -

              I loved it, see we southern womem have charm !
              Sharon Chajin

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              • circuspet.com
                Brigadier General

                • Feb 2006
                • 1104

                #8
                Re: Southern Charm -

                schajin:

                Originally posted by SChajin
                I loved it, see we southern womem have charm !
                Yes Colonel, thats why southern gents think they're so precious.

                That was way too easy. I must be getting setup!

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                • Lincslady
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jan 2006
                  • 1397

                  #9
                  Re: Southern Charm -

                  lol kate ....
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                  • kassi59
                    Major General

                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Re: Southern Charm -

                    Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                    Good one Kate .....I say you are getting good at this.
                    Well traveller, Ive got to contribute something as I cant seem to contribute to answering many queries here!...So I figure to 'keep 'em laughing!".......

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                    • Astraltraveller
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Re: Southern Charm -

                      Originally posted by kassi59
                      Well traveller, Ive got to contribute something as I cant seem to contribute to answering many queries here!...So I figure to 'keep 'em laughing!".......
                      Good going Kate,
                      Keep it up at least you keep us all cracking up with laughter, who cares about queries now and then.

                      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                      Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


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