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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough
for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead...."
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Harry was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught
recently after fighting it for three hours.
Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture
you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed
10 pounds."
Harry replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful
lot of weight during three hours of fighting."
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the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough
for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead...."
==========================================
Harry was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught
recently after fighting it for three hours.
Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture
you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed
10 pounds."
Harry replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful
lot of weight during three hours of fighting."
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