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  • FPRob
    Colonel

    • Aug 2006
    • 955

    Adverts in newspapers

    These newspaper adverts are all real (but don't they always say that) :)

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    FREE PUPPIES:
    Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
    Worn once by mistake, call Stephanie.

    FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD:
    85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

    GEORGIA PEACHES:
    California grown - 89 cents lb.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    FPRULES


  • nick1346
    Major

    • Jan 2006
    • 314

    #2
    Re: Adverts in newspapers

    HAHA!!

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    • Lincslady
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2006
      • 1397

      #3
      Re: Adverts in newspapers

      lol
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      • kassi59
        Major General

        • Nov 2005
        • 2771

        #4
        Re: Adverts in newspapers

        Those are great!...

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        • VodaHost
          General & Forum Administrator

          • Mar 2005
          • 12356

          #5
          Re: Adverts in newspapers

          very funny

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          • SChajin
            Major General

            • Jan 2006
            • 2792

            #6
            Re: Adverts in newspapers

            very good
            Sharon Chajin

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