Trucker

[bill2006]

A long haul trucker pulls into a truck stop. He's exhausted. He walks into the bar and plunks $ 300 down "Bartender I want your coldest beer and your meanest woman."

The guy next to him points out that for $300 you can get a fine lookin woman in these parts.

Trucker responds :"Well, friend you misunderstand. I'm not horny; I'm homesick."

[ez-ez]

Re: Trucker

lol..

And I bet the woman would take another $1000 straight out of his pocket.. and that would make him feel right at home..lol

[beegud2]

Re: Trucker

Hey...$1000.000...what are you kiddin'...prices have gone up buddy...not less than 2 T's thank you very much....have you seen what gas costs these days and shopping is not cheap....lol

[ez-ez]

Re: Trucker

Hey...$1000.000...what are you kiddin'...prices have gone up buddy...not less than 2 T's thank you very much....have you seen what gas costs these days and shopping is not cheap....lol

See.. that's why I'm not getting married, ever... At least with $300 you're always sure to get something.. but at home it starts with $1000 and you get very little.. two years down the track, the $1000 goes up to $2000 and you get nothing..lol