And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

    More more Blondes!!!!!!!!

    BLONDE ON THE SUN
    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
    The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
    The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
    The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The
    Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
    "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
    To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
    night!"

    IN A VACUUM
    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
    She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was:
    "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can
    you hear it?
    She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

    FINAL EXAM
    The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of
    yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares
    at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration,
    takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking
    the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour
    she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.

    During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin,
    muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks
    what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm
    rechecking my answers."

    THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR ??
    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female
    neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
    opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little
    later she came out of her house again went to the Mail box and again,
    opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
    marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
    ever.
    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
    To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
    saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • FPRob
    Colonel

    • Aug 2006
    • 955

    #2
    Re: And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

    I'm on your side Lincslady LOL I haven't done anything wrong, I'm innocent I tell you hahahaha

    FPRULES


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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

      I can say that ole' Rob is looking to the right!..I was here Im a witness Lincs!...lol

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      • FPRob
        Colonel

        • Aug 2006
        • 955

        #4
        Re: And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

        Hahahahaaaaaaa Kassi... Now then let me think... Was it right for lies or right for honesty?

        I thought the jokes were funny regardless of human psychology but a woman scorned.... etc... LOL

        FPRULES


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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

          How this information is used to detect lies:
          Example: Let's say your child ask's you for a cookie, and you ask them "well, what did your mother say?" As they reply "Mom said... yes." they look to the left. This would indicate a made up answer as their eyes are showing a "constructed image or sound. Looking to the right would indicated a "remembered" voice or image, and thus would be telling the truth.


          left/lie right/truth

          smiles!................careful what you post!.......lol

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          • FPRob
            Colonel

            • Aug 2006
            • 955

            #6
            Re: And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

            YAAAAAY I as telling the truth :D

            FPRULES


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            • Astraltraveller
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 4006

              #7
              Re: And some more of those Blondes!!!!!!

              Originally posted by FPRob
              YAAAAAY I as telling the truth :D
              Really!!! I wonder if we should belive you.
              Or are you just scared of blondes? (just kidding pal)
              Dont get to worried she will forgive you (better hope)
              Have fun.

              Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
              Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


              www.astralengineering.net
              www.masqueradecreations.com

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