A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt
unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he
asked the clerk. "That depends," said the salesman. "It could be
anywhere from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this
button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,"
he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people
see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he
asked the clerk. "That depends," said the salesman. "It could be
anywhere from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this
button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,"
he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people
see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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