Disillusion Of Mariage -

[kassi59]

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother. "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic..."
Suddenly she bust out crying. "But mama, as soon as we
returned he started using the most horrible language, things
I'd never heard before! I mean, all these 4-letter words!
You've got to come get me and take me home...
PLEASE MAMA!"

"Honey," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me what he said.
What could be so awful. What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you mama," wept the daughter." I'm so
embarrassed they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing the bride said, "Oh mama... words like:
DUST, WASH, IRON, and COOK."

"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother.

[VodaHost]

Re: Disillusion Of Mariage -

She forgot Food, Beer & Voda

[kassi59]

Re: Disillusion Of Mariage -

lol....but thats what she WANTED to hear!....hehehe

[Code-Burnt-Gemini]

Re: Disillusion Of Mariage -

Hahahahahahaha!!! awesome joke. when we got married sheri told me in no uncertain terms that i had to learn to cook,iron,dust and laundry. She forgot all about the cooking part when i almost burned down the kitchen trying to boil water. She also dropped the ironing thingy when i burnt a hole all the way through a $65 polo shirt... maybe if i can find a way to destroy something whilst dusting she will drop that to. I dont mind doing laundry though. Being poor as dust we still use a clothes line instead of a dryer. I think clothes feel better and smell better coming in off the line.

LOL still chuckling about those four letter words...

[limebrook1]

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I totally agree!

My husband cooks dinner most nights, does the washing and even does the ironing (when he gets fed up with me waiting to come of the computer!). My son tidies up (and we can never find anything afterwards), and is okay at the dusting too! Oh, and both of them do the vaccuming!

I just say 'I've earned 10 cents today' so I'm not playing I'm working and they seem to accept that LOL!!