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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Scary Stork -

    Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork
    and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and
    father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son.
    Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people
    babies and making them happy."

    The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
    Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork
    is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will
    be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
    to new mommies and daddies."

    A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
    their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly
    before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where
    he's been all night.

    The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the ****
    out of college students!"
  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    #2
    Re: Scary Stork -

    LOL, good way to start the morning -laughing.
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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: Scary Stork -

      Like it!
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      • Code-Burnt-Gemini
        Major

        • Jul 2006
        • 278

        #4
        Re: Scary Stork -

        LOL! Maybe we should have The Storks and Son go around and scare more college students .... might help our unwed mothers ratio ...


        Great Joke!
        brenT

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        • Vasili
          Moderator

          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: Scary Stork -

          The little guy deserves his own cartoon show!

          (Watch out, Homer! There's a feathered "Bart" on the horizon!))
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          • kassi59
            Major General

            • Nov 2005
            • 2771

            #6
            Re: Scary Stork -

            what was that show Vasili? Heckle and Jeckle? good gag for them Id say...lol

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            • SChajin
              Major General

              • Jan 2006
              • 2792

              #7
              Re: Scary Stork -

              Good one Kate
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              • beegud2
                Major General

                • Apr 2006
                • 2156

                #8
                Re: Scary Stork -

                ROFL....really good...gotta tell my nephew that as he's just starting college...although he's a good boy (hmmm)
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                • Vasili
                  Moderator

                  • Mar 2006
                  • 14683

                  #9
                  Re: Scary Stork -

                  Originally posted by kassi59
                  what was that show Vasili? Heckle and Jeckle? good gag for them Id say...lol
                  Brings back memories.....to when I had hair and played with Tinker Toys, Matchbook Cars & Hot Wheels, Creepy Crawlers, and made my own rubberband guns to shoot bugs with!
                  Liked the "Wascally Wabbit" and Woody Woodpecker, too. Although nowadays, his whole name is politically incorrect!
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                  • beegud2
                    Major General

                    • Apr 2006
                    • 2156

                    #10
                    Re: Scary Stork -

                    Originally posted by Vasili
                    Brings back memories.....to when I had hair and played with Tinker Toys, Matchbook Cars & Hot Wheels, Creepy Crawlers, and made my own rubberband guns to shoot bugs with!
                    Liked the "Wascally Wabbit" and Woody Woodpecker, too. Although nowadays, his whole name is politically incorrect!
                    Personally ...I felt more for Daffy and Wylie E. Coyote...I think they always got the raw end of the deal...oh and sylvester the cat too. Now Tom and Jerry ...that was an equal relationship of give and get (lumps on the head).
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