Top Signs of Net Addiction

[kassi59]

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."

You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.

You start using smiley's in your snail mail.

Your hard drive crashes.

You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.

You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

[beegud2]

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You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

Hmmm...that ones definitely me...sigh...and the others not too far behind...do I now need to join Computer Addicts Anonymus ( CAA) or is the a Net Addicts Anonymous (NAA)?

When's the meeting and should I email my acceptance after I have gotten my e-instructions and e-book on net addictions?

[FPRob]

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LOLOLOLOL I do put smileys in letters, at the bottom with my name HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

[ez-ez]

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You think that's addiction..?? you aint seen nuffin..

I had a flu virus the other day.. didn't go to the doctor......... I Just ran McFee.

[Collectors-info]

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Must not forget the health issue with us computer users. I used to have a 6 pack that is slowly becoming a one pack. My girlfriend says I must get back into shape, & I tell her I am in shape. Its just the shape is round. I’m going to see if I can bolt my lap top to the treadmill. Yeah right! Maybe I will buy an uncomfortable chair for my computer area.

Chris.

[beegud2]

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You think that's addiction..?? you aint seen nuffin..

I had a flu virus the other day.. didn't go to the doctor......... I Just ran McFee.

LOL...how's that work for you then....better yet....lol

[ez-ez]

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LOL...how's that work for you then....better yet....lol

After all it wasen't the flu... Just a little digestion problem... been eating too many 'Cookies'.

[FPRob]

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I dont leave notes saying feed the pooch.. I just write FTP and she knows exactly what I mean

[ez-ez]

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I dont leave notes saying feed the pooch.. I just write FTP and she knows exactly what I mean

And I am assuming you actually 'upload' the food to the dog..lol

[ez-ez]

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Must not forget the health issue with us computer users. I used to have a 6 pack that is slowly becoming a one pack. My girlfriend says I must get back into shape, & I tell her I am in shape. Its just the shape is round. I’m going to see if I can bolt my lap top to the treadmill. Yeah right! Maybe I will buy an uncomfortable chair for my computer area.

Chris.

LMAO @ .. It's just the shape is round..

[Code-Burnt-Gemini]

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Yeah I think I am net addicted ... then only time my computer has to de-frag is when i am asleep and it still doesnt get defrag'd but about once a month if that.

Chris ... on the uncomfortable chair. Get a piano players bench with no backing... ha ha ha. That is the most uncomfortable seat in the house. It's guaranteed to make your back hurt so bad that u'll want to go out and weed eat the whole yard just to get away from it.

[kassi59]

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Yeah I think I am net addicted ... then only time my computer has to de-frag is when i am asleep and it still doesnt get defrag'd but about once a month if that.

Chris ... on the uncomfortable chair. Get a piano players bench with no backing... ha ha ha. That is the most uncomfortable seat in the house. It's guaranteed to make your back hurt so bad that u'll want to go out and weed eat the whole yard just to get away from it.

lol...~sliding my organ bench over~dont have a piano!


Is there anyone that dreams about site creations and works out issues they have had during the day?....lol
I happen to dream in color....and I will awaken with ideas come down stairs and write them on my tablet next to my puter so I dont forget them...all of that before getting a glass of water and using the lavatory!...lol...gotta keep the important items on the top of the list!...

[FPRob]

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And I am assuming you actually 'upload' the food to the dog..lol

Yup.. via my leash-less broadhound connnection :)

[Code-Burnt-Gemini]

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Leashless broundhound connections are tha bestest!

[beegud2]

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lol...~sliding my organ bench over~dont have a piano!


Is there anyone that dreams about site creations and works out issues they have had during the day?....lol
I happen to dream in color....and I will awaken with ideas come down stairs and write them on my tablet next to my puter so I dont forget them...all of that before getting a glass of water and using the lavatory!...lol...gotta keep the important items on the top of the list!...

Not as bad as I actually turn off my computer at night ...so I hit the on button before my morning ablutions...lol