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I was at the mall the other day eating at the
food
court, when I noticed
an old man watching a teenager sitting next to
him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager
would
look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager
had
enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
man,
never done anything
wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response,
"Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
just wondering if you were
my son."
food
court, when I noticed
an old man watching a teenager sitting next to
him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager
would
look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager
had
enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
man,
never done anything
wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response,
"Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
just wondering if you were
my son."
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