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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    you must be a redneck - I am...lol

    Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

    10. The monitor is up on blocks.

    9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

    8. The six front keys have rotted out.

    7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

    6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

    5. The password is "Huntin".

    4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

    3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

    2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

    1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

    Love it, You must watch, Jeff and the boys. They are a riot
    Sharon Chajin

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    • bill2006
      Lieutenant General

      • May 2006
      • 3421

      #3
      Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

      : - ) Think I will share those with a few people i know.
      Bill
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      • Nicolas
        Sergeant

        • Aug 2006
        • 37

        #4
        Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

        lol Good one. Never heard it before, glad I did:D.
        Best Regards,
        Nicolas


        www.bwservices.ca

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        • lovethatbluegrassmusic
          Major

          • Jul 2006
          • 495

          #5
          Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

          Critter? That's what I use!
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          • kassi59
            Major General

            • Nov 2005
            • 2771

            #6
            Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

            well ya Brad thats what there called!...hehe

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            • beegud2
              Major General

              • Apr 2006
              • 2156

              #7
              Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

              I can honestly say...I'm not a redneck but appreciate it greatly Kate...although if I had a mouse instead of the touchpad I'd call it critter...does that qualify....

              I LOVE JEFF FOXWORTHY AND THE BLUE COLLAR BOYS...lol
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              • ez-ez
                Special Status

                • Mar 2006
                • 1329

                #8
                Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                I'm not sure yet... answer this question for me and then I'll be able to tell you..

                Are you still considered a redneck if your password is 'shootin' instead of 'huntin'..??

                LMAO

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                • kassi59
                  Major General

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2771

                  #9
                  Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                  Well Carlos, Id say you were one of those upper class rednecks....lol...


                  Beez- Im not really a redneck - I was just afraid of offending so I added me to it...Im mean common girl - you can SEE my smile!....lol and yes, they are mine...lmao!

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                  • FPRob
                    Colonel

                    • Aug 2006
                    • 955

                    #10
                    Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                    HAHAHA :) excellent... I found this the other day too... Flat Screen TV for rednecks :)


                    FPRULES


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                    • beegud2
                      Major General

                      • Apr 2006
                      • 2156

                      #11
                      Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                      I...know you're not but what am I ...lol....KAte you couldn't bea redneck if you tried...too cultured and nice ....BUT also on that note I have to say I have known a few 'rednecks' and they were far more intelligent and wonderful than we give them credit for....lol
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                      • kassi59
                        Major General

                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2771

                        #12
                        Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                        Ive learned that you have to love your local redneck...they are a strong member of the community and where else would you be able to grab a free beer when you run out?!! now common' really!...lol

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                        • beegud2
                          Major General

                          • Apr 2006
                          • 2156

                          #13
                          Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                          LOL...so verra true...now common lil buddy and set a spell while ah' pour us a good col' one...
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                          • kassi59
                            Major General

                            • Nov 2005
                            • 2771

                            #14
                            Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                            univershal language...lol

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                            • FPRob
                              Colonel

                              • Aug 2006
                              • 955

                              #15
                              Re: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

                              Rednecks are very stereo-typed but it is the fault of their majority LOL

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