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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Ships passing in the night -

    Dear Husband:

    I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
    you for good. I've been a good woman to you for
    seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These
    last two weeks have been hell. Y our boss called to tell
    me that you had quit your job today and that was the
    last straw.
    Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had
    gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal
    and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and
    ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
    watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
    you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or
    you don't love me anymore.
    Whatever the case is, I'm gone!!
    P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and
    I are moving away to West Virginia together!
    Have a great life!
    Your EX-Wife

    Dear Ex-Wife
    Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
    It's true that you and I have been married for seven years,
    although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.
    I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant
    nagging. Too bad that doesn't work! .
    I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the
    first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!"
    My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say
    anything nice. When you cooked "my favorite meal", you must
    have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I
    stopped eating pork six years ago.
    I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
    because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a
    coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars
    from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
    After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
    work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto
    for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two
    tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home
    you were gone.
    Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have
    the fulfilling life you always wanted.
    My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't
    get a dime from me.
    So take care.
    Dave, Rich As Hell, Free and on my way to Jamaica!

    P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl,
    my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
  • navaldesign
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Oct 2005
    • 12080

    #2
    Re: Ships passing in the night -

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    • VodaHost
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      • Mar 2005
      • 12356

      #3
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      • FPRob
        Colonel

        • Aug 2006
        • 955

        #4
        Re: Ships passing in the night -

        Any man who doesn't smile hard at that isn't male LOL

        <smiles hard>

        FPRULES


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        • SChajin
          Major General

          • Jan 2006
          • 2792

          #5
          Re: Ships passing in the night -

          yes, thats a good one
          Sharon Chajin

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          • beegud2
            Major General

            • Apr 2006
            • 2156

            #6
            Re: Ships passing in the night -

            Kate ...I knew you would not disapoint me this morning...I wake up and always look for your threads frist to put a smile on my face and a laugh in my soul....and saying that ...this was way to funny...I need to go look for the the ten million dollar man at the airport now ....so bye....lol
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            • Code-Burnt-Gemini
              Major

              • Jul 2006
              • 278

              #7
              Re: Ships passing in the night -

              < Smiling ear to ear > .... gotta lurv that one! hahahahahahaha
              brenT

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              • kassi59
                Major General

                • Nov 2005
                • 2771

                #8
                Re: Ships passing in the night -

                lol....I think looking for him would be a waste of time he seems pretty smart!...lol

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                • beegud2
                  Major General

                  • Apr 2006
                  • 2156

                  #9
                  Re: Ships passing in the night -

                  Darn...another ones bites the dust...back to the millionaire classifieds (it would help if I was more money grubbin' minded...lol)...success rate would be higher...lol
                  Beezz
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                  • bill2006
                    Lieutenant General

                    • May 2006
                    • 3421

                    #10
                    Re: Ships passing in the night -

                    Lol, touche.
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                    • kassi59
                      Major General

                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2771

                      #11
                      Re: Ships passing in the night -

                      yes bill good one!....gotta watch out for selfish thoughts and assumings...

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