common' what do ya say girls?-

[kassi59]

When your out at the pub after a long day and just want to relax..isnt there always 'that guy' there....well heres some come backs to their lines:

This one I personal invented, AND used..lol:
Man: "My you are so beautiful!"
Woman: "Ayup, Im drunk too!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

[Astraltraveller]

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Hi Kate,
They are good, but please just go a little gentler on us boys(men).
Why not write a book to keep us laughing with all that humor....!!!!
Keep going girl........

[beegud2]

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LMAO...ROFL...omigod HAHAHAHAHAHA

[SChajin]

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ha ha ha ha ha just great, loved the phone book one

[limebrook1]

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Loved 'em all! Keep it coming Kate!

[FPRob]

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Only women who dont get chatted up post jokes like that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<is Kate's friend>

[FPRob]

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Sorry to double post.... come on ladies... I posted that expecting to be flamed (or at least chased down the street by an angry hoarde) so... Where are the flames? LOL hehehehe

<stands tall and can take the heat> ROFL

[beegud2]

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Sorry to double post.... come on ladies... I posted that expecting to be flamed (or at least chased down the street by an angry hoarde) so... Where are the flames? LOL hehehehe

<stands tall and can take the heat> ROFL

Oh we're ,more diabolical than that ...you never know what we're planning....hehe...<rubbing hands as she stirs the cauldron and drops eye of newt>

[FPRob]

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haha a woman scorned etc etc etc :)

[beegud2]

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Scorned..who's scorned..I just like slaving over a hot stove and brewing a good potion for emergencies and the occassional revenge...a girl can never have enough potions...lol

[FPRob]

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LOL :)

[Code-Burnt-Gemini]

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hahahahahahaha! even though I am a guy those were still very funny! lol i am soooooooooooooooooo glad i dont have any of those lines, nor the need to ever use them!

man o man i feel sorry for all of the single guys out there... ( the single guys that get desperate enough to use those lines that is ... ) hahahaha

[ez-ez]

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LMAO..
so cool..
Now every time I try to pick up at the pub, I'll use one of those lines and pray that she comes back with an answer like those... just for a laugh.. lol

[FPRob]

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This is also a good opportunity to come up with counter-lines now that we can kind of assess the replies that will be given :)

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man:" and thats exactly why you should be with a guy like me, permanent servicing" LOL

[circuspet.com]

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real storie:

The bets burn I ever had as a young man happened one night in the disco. I was dancing with all the women and not paying too much attention to any of them and kept noticing this really hot chick checking me out all night long. After the club closed and everyone was leaving
she steped up to me , looked me up and down, then handed me slip of paper and said call me in and hour. I thought to myself, "booty call". So I hurried home brushed my teeth, put on some more aftershave, and called the number she had given me, only to be answered,"Hello this is dial a prayer". I can't remember the girl but I'll never forget the laugh she gave me.