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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Three guys fishing -

    There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

    Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

    "The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.

    The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q."

    The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

    The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my I.Q."

    The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider. "

    The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

    "Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?"

    But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power.

    So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done!"

    And he became a woman.
  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    #2
    Re: Three guys fishing -

    Houch!!!!! that must have hurt his ego.... sure will he will be more careful what he will wish for next time around.....!!!!!!
    Nice one Kate.

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    • beegud2
      Major General

      • Apr 2006
      • 2156

      #3
      Re: Three guys fishing -

      Talk about asex-change...lol...good one ...and it's back to women being superior...lol
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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: Three guys fishing -

        that's us
        Sharon Chajin

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        • Code-Burnt-Gemini
          Major

          • Jul 2006
          • 278

          #5
          Re: Three guys fishing -

          Hmmpf!



















          just kidding : >>:o)
          brenT

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          • limebrook1
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2005
            • 1583

            #6
            Re: Three guys fishing -

            That must be a true story!
            Trish
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            • Code-Burnt-Gemini
              Major

              • Jul 2006
              • 278

              #7
              Re: Three guys fishing -

              LOL :o)
              brenT

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              • rinahearts
                Master Sergeant

                • Aug 2006
                • 68

                #8
                Re: Three guys fishing -

                yup nice one there lol wonder what the guys think of it

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