I cannot tell a lie -

[kassi59]

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
For bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse.
The little boy hated it because it was hot in the
summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time.

The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and
the boy determined that one day he would push that
outhouse into the water.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so
the little boy decided today was the day to push the
outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and
pushed. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek
and floated away.

That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down.
Knowing he was in trouble, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the
creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?"

The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and
said, "Dad, I read in school today that George
Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get
into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in that cherry tree!"

[Astraltraveller]

Re: I cannot tell a lie -

Very good Kate, haahhaaaaa.......thank heaven it wasnt me either......!!!!!

[bill2006]

Re: I cannot tell a lie -

Lol, very good.

[beegud2]

Re: I cannot tell a lie -

ROFL...ohhh Kate...really...where do you get these... still LOL!!