Old man joke

[Collectors-info]

80 year old man:
My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?

Doctor:
Let me tell you a story.
A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!

Old man:
That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.

Doctor:
MY POINT EXACTLY!

[zuriatman]

Re: Old man joke

I have difficulty agreeing with the doctor.

Give an 80 year old man a 24 year old bride!

He wont sleep for a month!

[sedona]

Re: Old man joke

zuriatman, and your point is.....

After not sleeping for a month will he have the strength to open his umbrella?

[zuriatman]

Re: Old man joke

zuriatman, and your point is.....

After not sleeping for a month will he have the strength to open his umbrella?

The chances are high that he may have succeeded in impregnating her!

It is not about him. He may have a heart attack after the extremely strenous session.

"It is about whether he can make a baby", that is if he is not sterile.